#LIFE HIT ME BAD

[headcanon-baby]

Oof could you write a thing about Peter getting ;) jelly ;) of Charles cuz yall spend time together or something like that? THX BOO❤❤❤❤

i had many feels doing this

- istg peter like a five-year-old toddler who has a crush on his kindergarten teacher when it comes to seeing other dudes around you

- so he’s always like “suNSHINEE!!!! PAY ATTENTION!!! TO ME!!! :DDD” “OMG PETER i”M JUST RIGHT NEXT TO YOU”

- he’s already a massive dick when guys try to flirt with you during class but goes fucking batshit jealous when he sees you with a hot guy aka people like charles, hank, alex, logan, erik etc.

- peter feels threatened by professor charles after hearing all the “stories” of his “dating years” where he charmed one girl to his bed every night and just gives him squinty eyes because heck nah you’re not one of those girls mm okay

- since you’re a teacher you technically have to spend a lot of time with the professors anyway, but you and charles have things in common like a love for tea and chess and he brings you to his office sometimes to help you with your teaching notes and you can visibly feel peter grinding his teeth in agony whenever he sees you walking to charles’ office

- rUNS HALFWAY ACROSS THE SCHOOL AFTER SEEING YOU AND CHARLES LAUGHING NEAR A WINDOW

- you think peter must have been some animal in his past life because the minute he’s in range of you he hugs you VERY VERY protectively and sticks his tongue out at charles

- “…peter we’re having a conversation if you don’t mind” “i miND”

- as if he isn’t clingy eNOUGH he’s like 10000x more clingy whenever you’re with CHARLES in particular because professor charles may run on wheels but damn is he a hot man on wheels

- charles chuckles whenever he sees peter get possessive over you because of him and you swear to god you can feel charles trying to act it up and openly flirting with you more just to rile up peter

- “that’s a gorgeous necklace you’re wearing dear, did peter get it for you?” “oh this? yeah. its pretty isn’t it?” “may i touch it?” “NO!!! YOU!!! MAY!!!! NOT!!!!” 

- peter gets all whiny at charles for flirting with you and you want to die because you actually kinda like it and he’s cute when he’s possessive

- “professorrrr you can’t steal my girlfriend wth that’s not fair” “stealing? i can’t fathom why you’d think that peter my boy”

- it gets so ridiculous that you can’t even talk to charles without peter fucking skydiving from the rooftop to “rescue you from the evil womanizing telepath dude”

- lots of “incidents” where you’re about to enter charles’ office and you hear a fucking slam and a crash and you see peter with his legs kicking the air from inside a trash can yelling

- you end up having to scold peter for being such a clingy kid and you have to try not to feel guilty when he looks down at his feet and apologizes with a a soft tremble in his voice and actually looks genuinely sorry and runs away before you can even say anything

- charles just sighs at you and smiles and tells you about peter’s thoughts when he sees you with charles

- “he really does care for you you know. all he thinks about is how you don’t spend time with him anymore and how he thinks you’re going to dump him for me, which is ridiculous if i have to mention since i don’t particularly fancy younger women -”

- you fucking blast off to find your fucking sweethearted of a boyfriend and you find him holed up in a blanket like a burrito watching soaps and sniffing into his ice cream and when he sees you he tries to burrow deeper in his blanket and tells you to go away

- you have to unwrap him out of his blanket and when he tries to run off you grab his face and kiss him noisily through all his tears and snot

- “you idiot. why would i dump you for charles? i love you for fuck’s sake. plus he’s old” 

- peter fucking SOBS into your chest and he blabbers about how he was so, so scared that you got bored of him and that you like mature men and he wasn’t and how charles was clearly more boyfriend material anyway and he rants on and on and on about how much he missed you and you kinda wanna slap yourself because seriously??? you neglected this cute, adorable, loving boy for charles? (no offence charles)

- you wrap the blanket around the both of you and let him lie on your shoulder while he rambles on and lets all of his pent up stress out

- “you…you don’t think i’m a kid right sunshine?” 

- “peter, you are a kid. that’s why i love you so much.” 

- both of you apologize to each other, one for being clingy and the other for being neglectful and peter starts crying again

- peter ends up sleeping on your shoulder while watching soaps and when he murmurs “i missed you” you can’t help but feel how much you forgot how nice this domesticity was with peter 

- the next day charles doesn’t even have to read your mind to know everything is okay now and you hear a zWOOOP and peter is right next to you grinning and an arm around your shoulder and you’re awaiting the poutiness and jealousness

- “jealous, peter?” “nah man, you’re never gonna get my princess! she loves me too much. also you’re bald and kinda old and she’s not into that”

- peter gets detention for the next six months and you’re not even sorry